EAT YOUR OWN FUCKING LEG JERSEY

Compassionate people have a soft and fluffy spot for helping out those who are the most vulnerable, and baby chicks are definitely part of our gang. The original hand screened black eco ink design on a baby chick yellow 100% ring spun soft cotton tee.  Baby chicks are the cutest, right!?

Unisex and Girl's Favorite tee sizes:

small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

You're serious about animal rights and fighting for the cause, no more animal casualties.  Hand screened yellow eco ink design on an olive green 100% ring spun soft cotton tee. The message is clear and with this shirt on, you're always armed to the teeth. 

Unisex sizes:

extra small, small, medium, large, extra large

Tofu mafia TEE

Invoke the spirit of this delicious plant-based protein without having to sacrifice taste or any animal lives. Our original hand-screened vegan pentacle design in red eco ink on a black unisex Bella & Canvas 100% ring spun soft cotton tee.  You don't have to go to church to worship vegan food.

Unisex sizes:

extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

It's that time of year again. People who wear fur and perpetuate animal cruelty in the name of "fashion" clearly know that fur belongs to and comes from animals, yet still don't care. The NO FUR message here is simple, clear and spelled out in black and white.  Hand screened eco ink design on a unisex black 100% ring spun soft cotton tee, available in white or black. There is only one truth, animals should not exploited... a hardcore reminder might just be the nudge someone needs.

Unisex sizes:
extra small, small, medium, large, extra large

Get loud & proud wearing the ultimate tribute to the king of soy...TOFU!  The first and original high voltage inspired 'tofu' logo hand screened with white eco ink design on a black 100% ring spun soft cotton tee. Tofu.. the rockin-est of them all, we salute you!

Unisex and Classic Girl sizes:

small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

Here's one for the punks and rockers of all genres, our signature hand screened Vegetable Slut NYC skull design on an extra soft Bella & Canvas 100% ring spun cotton short sleeve tee, available in Olive Green or Black.  When in doubt, wear a skull and be a badass.


Unisex sizes:

extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

$25

$25

LTD VS Skull Concert Tee UNISEX SMALL $30.00 USD UNISEX LARGE $30.00 USD UNISEX 2XL $30.00 USD

The same classic vegan pentacle design as above hand screened with 'Mars Red' eco ink on a lightweight black and white super soft 3/4 sleeve Bella & Canvas 50/50 concert jersey.

The truth is, you don't have to go to church to worship vegan food.

Unisex sizes:

extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

seitan rules classic black tee

EMPTY THE CAGES TEE

$26

Eat Your Own Leg Tee - BLACK UNISEX SMALL $25.00 USD UNISEX LARGE $25.00 USD UNISEX 2XL $25.00 USD WOMEN'S MEDIUM $25.00 USD WOMEN'S X-LARGE $25.00 USD

$25

You know... when it comes to being veg, a bit of rebellion has always been fair game.  Our signature UK Punk rock inspired hand screened two-color process pink and yellow eco ink design on a black 100% soft ring spun cotton tee.  Never mind the bollocks here's the Vegetable Slut t-shirt! 

Unisex and Classic Girl sizes:

small, medium, large, extra large

vegan this is our war tee

$30

don't mess with my peeps TEE

VEGETABLE SLUT NYC SKULL CONCERT JERSEY

$25

The same fully loaded "Tommy Gun" design as above hand screened in Mars Red on a lightweight Bella & Canvas 3/4 sleeve black and white super soft 50/50 concert jersey.  Let's spell it out to the world that we mean business, and business is good... fughedaboudit. 

Unisex sizes:
extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

TOFU MAFIA JERSEY

Same original cute and sassy lamb design as above on a black short sleeve extra soft 100% cotton Bella & Canvas tee, hand printed with white eco-friendly ink.

Unisex sizes: extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2X large

women's sizes: small, medium, 

large, extra large

TO/FU LET THERE BE SOY TEE

VS NYC Skull Tee UNISEX SMALL (OLIVE) $25.00 USD UNISEX LARGE (OLIVE) $25.00 USD UNISEX X-SMALL (BLACK) $25.00 USD UNISEX MEDIUM (BLACK) $25.00 USD UNISEX X-LARGE (BLACK) $25.00 USD

The animal liberation message is simple,

clear and spelled out here in black and white. Hand screened eco ink design on a unisex 100% ring spun soft cotton tee, available in white or black. There is only one hardline truth, animals should be free. Empty the cages, end animal exploitation.

Unisex sizes:

extra small, small, medium, large, extra large

You asked for it, you got it... a limited edition pressing Vegetable Slut NYC skull tour jersey! Our classic skull design on a lightweight black and white super soft 3/4 sleeve Bella & Canvas 50/50 concert jersey.  This is a limited edition run so get it while the gettin' is good!


Unisex sizes:

extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

$25

DIE HEARTLESS FUR HAG, DIE JERSEY

seitan rules CONCERT JERSEY

EAT YOUR OWN FUCKING LEG classic black tee

Tofu Mafia Tee UNISEX SMALL $25.00 USD UNISEX LARGE $25.00 USD UNISEX 2XL $25.00 USD

VEGETABLE SLUT U.K. PUNK TEE

Rabbits are natural Vegetable Sluts... they not only adorably devour all the veggies and greens in sight, plus they're great at snuggling and love as well.  Our hand screened Stop Animal Testing bunny using pitch black eco ink on a lightweight black and white super soft 3/4 sleeve Bella & Canvas 50/50 concert jersey.  Wearing this little cutie  you'll find its a great way to advocate for animals and get a conversation started, just ask our little friend here. Tested on humans, bunny approved!


Unisex sizes:

extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

VEGAN (THIS IS OUR WAR) TEE

$30

TO/FU Let There Be Soy Tee UNISEX MEDIUM $25.00 USD UNISEX X-LARGE $25.00 USD CLASSIC GIRL MEDIUM $25.00 USD CLASSIC GIRL X-LARGE $25.00 USD

$25

VEGETABLE SLUT NYC SKULL TEE

$30

Seitan Rules - BLACK

$30

Stop Animal Testing Bunny Jersey

EMPTY THE CAGES TEE

TOFU MAFIA TEE

xveganx straight edge tee

stop animal testing bunny jersey

PeepsTee UNISEX MEDIUM $25.00 USD UNISEX X-LARGE $25.00 USD CLASSIC GIRL MEDIUM $25.00 USD CLASSIC GIRL X-LARGE $25.00 USD
Vegetable Slut Punk Tee UNISEX SMALL $26.00 USD UNISEX LARGE $26.00 USD UNISEX 2XL $26.00 USD WOMEN'S MEDIUM $26.00 USD WOMEN'S X-LARGE $26.00 USD
Empty The Cages Tee UNISEX SMALL (WHITE) $25.00 USD UNISEX LARGE (WHITE) $25.00 USD UNISEX X-SMALL (BLACK) $25.00 USD UNISEX MEDIUM (BLACK) $25.00 USD UNISEX X-LARGE (BLACK) $25.00 USD
Tofu Mafia Jersey UNISEX SMALL $30.00 USD UNISEX LARGE $30.00 USD UNISEX 2XL $30.00 USD

$30

$25

to/fu let there be soy TEE

XVEGANX straight edge TEE

Vegan War tee UNISEX X-SMALL $25.00 USD UNISEX MEDIUM $25.00 USD UNISEX X-LARGE $25.00 USD
Eat Your Own Leg Jersey UNISEX SMALL $30.00 USD UNISEX LARGE $30.00 USD UNISEX 2XL $30.00 USD

$25

$30

Lambs are helpless and cute, so let people know it's not cool to eat them. Our little friend here is telling those omnivores exactly where they can go.
Vegetable Slut's original hand screened design with black eco-friendly ink on a lightweight 3/4 sleeve black and white super soft 50/50 tee. The moral of the story: Eat Your Own F*cking Leg, Asshole!


Unisex sizes: extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2X large

$30

$25

$25

Seitan Rules - BLACK UNISEX SMALL $30.00 USD UNISEX LARGE $30.00 USD UNISEX 2XL $30.00 USD

Sometimes your non-vegan friends call you "militant" or "a total buzzkill" but don't sweat it, because you're keeping it real and you know the truth.  Over 10 years ago we coined the phrase "Vegan As Fuck" and have been spelling it all the way out ever since. This is not the PC-diluted "AF" that has permeated pop culture, that's for poseurs and your grandmother's birthday party.  The 10th anniversary "Metal Edition" hand screened black eco ink design that started it all hand screened on a lightweight 3/4 sleeve black and white super soft 50/50 concert jersey. How much more vegan could you be?!? The answer is none. None more vegan.


Unisex sizes:

extra small, small, medium, large, extra large

Die Heartless Fur Hag Jersey UNISEX SMALL $30.00 USD UNISEX LARGE $30.00 USD UNISEX 2XL $30.00 USD

VEGAN AS FUCK CONCERT jersey (10th anniversary metal edition)

Olive Green                                   

Black                                   

$30

We don't eat meat and nobody pushes us around while we're "taking care of things" for the sake of the animal "friends of ours".  Our original hand screened red eco ink "Tommy Gun" design on a black 100% ring spun soft Bella & Canvas cotton tee. Let's spell it out to the world with a fully loaded "Chicago Typewriter" in Godfather, Goodfellas & Sopranos form that you mean business, and business is good... fughedaboudit.

Unisex sizes:
extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

$25

xVEGANx Straight Edge Tee UNISEX X-SMALL $25.00 USD UNISEX MEDIUM $25.00 USD UNISEX X-LARGE $25.00 USD

Same bold as hell design as above hand screened with black eco ink on a lightweight 3/4 sleeve black and white super soft 50/50 unisex concert jersey. There is only one truth, animals should not exploited... a hardcore reminder might just be the nudge someone needs.

Unisex sizes:
extra small, small, medium, large, extra large, 2xl

The original straight edge vegan movement representing here.  Hand screened white eco ink stencil design on a unisex black 100% ring spun soft cotton tee.  Unequivocal and never overstated... hardcore vegan, keeping it real.

Unisex sizes:

extra small, small, medium, large, extra large

$25

DIE HEARTLESS FUR HAG, DIE TEE

Die Heartless Fur Hag Tee

VEGAN ROCK N ROLL T-SHIRTS • BUTTONS • TOTE BAGS • PATCHES

Vegan As F*ck Concert Tee UNISEX X-SMALL $30.00 USD UNISEX MEDIUM $30.00 USD UNISEX X-LARGE $30.00 USD